- Getting morningwood during a dentist appointment
- Finally getting a girl's hand in your pants and realizing that you have severe shrinkage going on
- Getting diarrhea at the waterpark
- Peeing in the pool and getting called on it by a passerby
- Cropdusting into an elevator and having someone really attractive get on at the next floor
- Taking out the trash when your sisters and mom are all on their periods
- Walking by a dumpster in the summer and smelling fish, melted ice cream, and what appears to be vomit
- Taking out your post-braces retainer
- Having a post-braces retainer
- Being stuck in a confined space with someone who obviously doesn't believe in deodorant
- The realization that you're going to NEED to vomit to get to sleep after drinking too much
- Puking in general
- Holding in a fart on the first date
- Seeing a boogie hanging out of your nose while you're washing your hands after you've been on a date
- Waking up and seeing that your shift at work started 10 minutes ago
- Waking up in general
- Food babies
- Real babies
- Realizing your condom broke
- Walking into planned parenthood
- Girlfriends having late periods
- When someone telling you a secret has fishbreath.
- Making out with someone who just had onions. Or garlic. Or fish. Or that doesn't have gum in, in general.
- Realizing you have to poop when you're nowhere near a bathroom, OR when you are right by it but are too busy/unable to use it
- When your phone battery dies
- Losing your wallet
- When your computer dies/crashes mid-paper writing
- Knowing you have bad breath and are going to have to talk to someone
- Seeing statuses on facebook regarding someone's significant other when you have a crush on them
- Realizing you sharted
- Walking into someone else's fart
- Stepping in dog poop
- Dropping food
- Getting wet when wearing nice clothes
- Losing at tic tac toe. Everyone knows how to at least make it a tie
- Getting beat by the computer on Easy
- Realizing that you're becoming the type of person you used to hate most
- Getting rejected via text
- Getting hit in the face with anything
- Printing a 50 page document and realizing halfway through that it's not printing on both sides
- Getting facebook chatted by someone you've been avoiding
- Getting aids
- Getting dutch-ovened
- Wet willys
- Showering at the gym, and realizing that you forgot to pack underwear. So you now have to either freeball or wear sweaty undies.
- Walking into the classroom and realizing that today is test day
- Walking into the wrong classroom
- Being over or under-dressed for a function
- Realizing you're dating the ugly friend
- Packing to move
- Getting bills
- Overdrafting
- Overdrafting on a date
- Finding out you cheated off the idiot in class
- Tripping while walking in front of a crowd.
- Falling below the chairlift while skiing
- Falling while boarding/exiting the chairlift
- Slipping on ice
- When your parents find out a secret about you that you'd been hiding for a LONG time
- When your significant other's parents find out you're having sex with their kid
- Locking your keys in your car
- Getting locked out of your house
- Finding out your family tree includes Hitler
- Being embarrassed by and/or having to defend your significant other when you know they're wrong
- Seeing all your friends out having dinner and they didn't invite you
- Realizing your date is not interested in you whatsoever, but rather only in it for the free meal
- Getting a text about you that someone was trying to send to someone else
- Sending a text to the wrong person
- Getting to the cash register and realizing you don't have enough to cover your order
- Getting declined at the checkout. Especially for like a $2 purchase
- Seeing a movie in theaters you've been really excited to see, and finding out it sucks
- Spending $15 on food and drinks at a movie
- Going into your significant other's room for the first time and realizing they're PSYCHO
- The feeling you get while watching Saw movies or Hostel movies when people get cut/grinded/broken, etc.
- Being too hot in bed
- Any part of your body falling asleep
- Waking up and not knowing where you are for a split second, especially when you realize you're just facing a different direction in your own bed.
- Realizing you're wrong mid-argument
- Realizing the person you're in bed with peed the bed.
- Getting farted ON
- Having a roommate walk in right as you're watching some good old fashioned pornography
- Being the only one who doesn't get a movie reference
- Using a movie quote that no one else gets
- Getting called on in class waaaay after you had your hand up and forgetting what you had to say
- Being tickled when you don't want to be
- Being tickled at all
- Buying new toothpaste only to find out you hate how it tastes
- Having a teacher call on you when you have no idea what the answer is
- Getting rear-ended in your car
- Running out of gas in the middle of the road
- Getting pulled over and knowing that everyone driving by is saying the stuff you always say about people that get pulled over
- Sitting in rush hour
- Finding out that the 35 minute traffic jam was simply a result of people slowing down to look at someone that got pulled over
- Not performing up to your potential in bed
- Spilling a drink or sauce on yourself
- Paying $4 for a damn coffee and once it cools down enough to drink it, finding out they gave you someone else's drink
- Hooking up with a coworker or neighbor, breaking it off and then seeing them all the time afterward
- Meeting your significant other's really hot, single friend
- Realizing you should've peed at the last gas station
- Standing next to a fight that breaks out
- Thinking someone's romantic facebook status is about you, and then finding out it's not
- Getting in a car accident because you were checking someone out
- Sounding like an idiot when reading out loud in class
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Worst Feelings Ever
You know those times when you're just overwhelmed by a feeling of "Oh crap" or just plain ickyness? Here's my list of biggest worst feelings...
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