Worst Feelings Ever

You know those times when you're just overwhelmed by a feeling of "Oh crap" or just plain ickyness? Here's my list of biggest worst feelings...

• Getting morningwood during a dentist appointment
• Finally getting a girl's hand in your pants and realizing that you have severe shrinkage going on
• Getting diarrhea at the waterpark
• Peeing in the pool and getting called on it by a passerby
• Cropdusting into an elevator and having someone really attractive get on at the next floor
• Taking out the trash when your sisters and mom are all on their periods
• Walking by a dumpster in the summer and smelling fish, melted ice cream, and what appears to be vomit
• Taking out your post-braces retainer
• Having a post-braces retainer
• Being stuck in a confined space with someone who obviously doesn't believe in deodorant
• The realization that you're going to NEED to vomit to get to sleep after drinking too much
• Puking in general
• Holding in a fart on the first date
• Seeing a boogie hanging out of your nose while you're washing your hands after you've been on a date
• Waking up and seeing that your shift at work started 10 minutes ago
• Waking up in general
• Food babies
• Real babies
• Realizing your condom broke
• Walking into planned parenthood
• Girlfriends having late periods
• When someone telling you a secret has fishbreath.
• Making out with someone who just had onions. Or garlic. Or fish. Or that doesn't have gum in, in general.
• Realizing you have to poop when you're nowhere near a bathroom, OR when you are right by it but are too busy/unable to use it
• When your phone battery dies
• Losing your wallet
• When your computer dies/crashes mid-paper writing
• Knowing you have bad breath and are going to have to talk to someone
• Seeing statuses on facebook regarding someone's significant other when you have a crush on them
• Realizing you sharted
• Walking into someone else's fart
• Stepping in dog poop
• Dropping food
  
• Getting wet when wearing nice clothes
• Losing at tic tac toe. Everyone knows how to at least make it a tie
• Getting beat by the computer on Easy
  
• Realizing that you're becoming the type of person you used to hate most
• Getting rejected via text
• Getting hit in the face with anything
• Printing a 50 page document and realizing halfway through that it's not printing on both sides
• Getting facebook chatted by someone you've been avoiding
• Getting aids
• Getting dutch-ovened
• Wet willys
• Showering at the gym, and realizing that you forgot to pack underwear. So you now have to either freeball or wear sweaty undies.
• Walking into the classroom and realizing that today is test day
• Walking into the wrong classroom
• Being over or under-dressed for a function
• Realizing you're dating the ugly friend
• Packing to move
• Getting bills
• Overdrafting
• Overdrafting on a date
• Finding out you cheated off the idiot in class
• Tripping while walking in front of a crowd.
• Falling below the chairlift while skiing
• Falling while boarding/exiting the chairlift
• Slipping on ice
• When your parents find out a secret about you that you'd been hiding for a LONG time
• When your significant other's parents find out you're having sex with their kid
• Locking your keys in your car
• Getting locked out of your house
• Finding out your family tree includes Hitler
• Being embarrassed by and/or having to defend your significant other when you know they're wrong
• Seeing all your friends out having dinner and they didn't invite you
• Realizing your date is not interested in you whatsoever, but rather only in it for the free meal
• Getting a text about you that someone was trying to send to someone else
• Sending a text to the wrong person
• Getting to the cash register and realizing you don't have enough to cover your order
• Getting declined at the checkout. Especially for like a $2 purchase
• Seeing a movie in theaters you've been really excited to see, and finding out it sucks
• Spending $15 on food and drinks at a movie
• Going into your significant other's room for the first time and realizing they're PSYCHO
• The feeling you get while watching Saw movies or Hostel movies when people get cut/grinded/broken, etc.
• Being too hot in bed
• Any part of your body falling asleep
• Waking up and not knowing where you are for a split second, especially when you realize you're just facing a different direction in your own bed.
• Realizing you're wrong mid-argument
• Realizing the person you're in bed with peed the bed.
• Getting farted ON
• Having a roommate walk in right as you're watching some good old fashioned pornography
• Being the only one who doesn't get a movie reference
• Using a movie quote that no one else gets
• Getting called on in class waaaay after you had your hand up and forgetting what you had to say
• Being tickled when you don't want to be
• Being tickled at all
• Buying new toothpaste only to find out you hate how it tastes
• Having a teacher call on you when you have no idea what the answer is
• Getting rear-ended in your car
• Running out of gas in the middle of the road
• Getting pulled over and knowing that everyone driving by is saying the stuff you always say about people that get pulled over
• Sitting in rush hour
• Finding out that the 35 minute traffic jam was simply a result of people slowing down to look at someone that got pulled over
• Not performing up to your potential in bed
• Spilling a drink or sauce on yourself
• Paying $4 for a damn coffee and once it cools down enough to drink it, finding out they gave you someone else's drink
• Hooking up with a coworker or neighbor, breaking it off and then seeing them all the time afterward
• Meeting your significant other's really hot, single friend
• Realizing you should've peed at the last gas station
• Standing next to a fight that breaks out
• Thinking someone's romantic facebook status is about you, and then finding out it's not
• Getting in a car accident because you were checking someone out
• Sounding like an idiot when reading out loud in class